the-absolute-best-posts:

i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:

"I hope those of you that are feeling discouraged right now know that you can do anything that you put your mind to. Even if it’s a national wide pizza party tour; you can do it.”

Just about cried when I watched this yesterday

Canada

  • Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
  • Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
  • Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
  • New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
  • Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
  • Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
  • Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
  • Saskatchewan:
  • Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
  • British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude, also want to get high?
  • Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
  • Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
  • Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS

flomation:

Part 6/?

Part 5: x
Part 7: x

chillbones:

there are people that grew up without having to incorporate a snowsuit into their halloween costumes and that’s amazing to me

(via baskauskas)

I was looking at my episode calender for the month to see when shows were premiering when….
It’s a state of mind
(and not actually premiering then, sadly)

I was looking at my episode calender for the month to see when shows were premiering when….

It’s a state of mind

(and not actually premiering then, sadly)

In the mood for a challenge. Maybe I’ll finish this one.
1. 5 ways to win my heart
Be a little nerdy
Be open for discussion, not argument 
Be nice to friends, family, strangers, and animals
Be able to cook
Be willing to accept who I am

In the mood for a challenge. Maybe I’ll finish this one.

1. 5 ways to win my heart

  • Be a little nerdy
  • Be open for discussion, not argument 
  • Be nice to friends, family, strangers, and animals
  • Be able to cook
  • Be willing to accept who I am

frickstiel:

theannieplanet:

brolinstolemyheart:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

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You know, I thought “how? how can you not realize?”
Then it happened. Put conditioner in my hair and thought hm, you know that’s a lot more bubbles than conditioner usually produces. I then look up on my shelf and the shampoo bottle was closer than the conditioner. Double shampoo-d
The similar shaped bottles. They betrayed me.

You know, I thought “how? how can you not realize?”

Then it happened. Put conditioner in my hair and thought hm, you know that’s a lot more bubbles than conditioner usually produces. I then look up on my shelf and the shampoo bottle was closer than the conditioner. Double shampoo-d

The similar shaped bottles. They betrayed me.

Being a Canadian is confusing because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.

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